Thursday, July 08, 2004
SHANA!!! i coldn't put it on ma free webs... so ill put it on l8er! love you! *MUAH*
Well shana… this ma page bout you… hee hee now what should I say… and no one else should read this.. but if you want to go ahead… I warned you though…. well here goes:
You are a freak!! But that’s ok… but ur only a freak cuz u used to say you don’t believe in god and now you say that you do believe in god and I love him and he is the greatest and you hope that he will help eveyrone through their journeys!! Haha but I am like that too and that is why I love you!! Hee heeh…. Umm humm… you are also very ugly… and you are a slut I hate you and I am glad that you are pregnant with orlando blooms ghost baby and I am glad that he dumped you and he hates you!! Muahahha!! But I still love you!! *muah and also I think that you are soooo weird…. And I have to agree with julie that a retard is more smart than you and they are more normal than yoU! Hahaha … no but I have fun making brownies with yoU! (hahah all hot and then the sprinklers come on!! Hahaha) good times good times and I promise you that someday we will make them properly!! Hee hee and I have fun eating butter and sugar with yoU! Even though it tastes disgustin! But you are disgusting too because you wore a black bra with a white shirt and MICHAEL SAW!!! Hahah… he thinks that we are crazy but that is only because he is going through puberty!! Muahaha and also you will never find out how my dad found out bout stuff this year!! Hee I no that that will bug you forever and that’s why I am not telling you! And I hATE playing guessing games with you! You are the most annoyingest person ever!! And by the way that idea that you had was SOOO pointless!! Haha… my ideas are much better!! Ha the lemon game! Woo hoo fun times!! But really shana… I do hate you… I have to admit it… you are a hore and I hate you for that. Really why do you have to be like that? Why can’t I have a normal friend like kelsey?! Ahah no no jk jk. She does not deserve me!! Neither do you!! Hahah kelsey deserves me more than you do though… maybe I will have her as my best friend instead of you! Haha how you like that bitch?! Huh? Hahah I love you! Sept u are so LAZY! LAZY LAZY LAZY!!! All you do is sit around all day and go on msn and the comp and watch tv and EAT!! Haha me and berger are right… you have to admit it!! Even though I am still in lasenza girl and you are in lasenza!! Ahah good times good times… and you have to give it some OOMPH!! Hahhahah that was hilarious! But seriousley.. take my advice! ERLACK! Hahah… o I crack myself up…. And my site is soooooo much betta than urs cuz I am hott and you are not. You are ugly!! I hate you! SLUT! But I am sooo much more hotter than you! I have got the looks babe!! You are just so low down in the hottness scale and I am WAY up there.,… right under ur mom!! Haha OOO burn!! BURN BURN !!! and also… I hope that you find that rock that we made when we baked our brownies… I no that that was ur one true love and that you can get no other guy so that was going to be ur forever bf,…. Sorry for throwing it out… I hope you can forgive me for it!! Haha even though you are a phsycho according to dilloN! But so am I cuz I was riting god stuff too! Yes yes I hope that god helps you through your journey in finding ur rock… even though it will never take you back because u are too ugly!! But I will still love you! But only if you don’t spray me with my spray bottle again and then wear white with black!! Haha you slut! Ok I could go on 4eva but I will stop now and I hope that I can put this on ma free webs someday but for now I will have to keep it on ma blog! *muah I LVOE YOU!!! ! ~*~Dreamy Sigh~*~
Posted at Thursday, July 08, 2004 by guitarhottie
Friday, May 28, 2004
I liks small butts lyrics....(lol jordy!! )
hey yolanda, check that home girls butt out
uhm girl, its so flat
you tell it like it is aiesha
she looks like one of them, lawyers girlfriends
i mean her butt, its just so small
were talking slim pickings girl
what up aiesha, where is it, i dont even see it
LOOK... girl, she's just so...WHITE
i like small butts and i can not lie,
u honkies can't deny,
when a girl walks in wit an itty bitty waist,
and a big thing in your face i get sick,
i beat that booty with a stick,
Even the jeans shes wearin,
her pants are almost tearin,
no baby i want a flat booty,
thats tooty fruity.
the honkies tried to warn me ,
but that butts just oo so corny,
oo chicken smooth skin,
you say you wanna get my olds,
so peck me,peck me
cause i aint that average chikity.
Hell with romancin ill take her wallet dancin,
rich bitch ill dig for her money ditch,
so tired of ebony,
black butts are not my theme,
If you ask me what my flava is,
ill tell ya its vanilla ice cream,
so honkys honkys, ya
does your girlfriend have a dariare,
well shrink it, shrink it,
so i can get right down and dink it,
baby got jack,
white honky a real small booty,
white honky a real small booty,
baby got jack,
white honky a real small booty,
white honky a eal small booty,
i like em flat and small,
and when im in the mall,
i just can't help myself ,
im doin the dog hound call,
woof woof woof woof,
Don't like a sista who farts while playin twista,
i wish those beans did miss her,
even uncle ben would fist her,
i like my booties real slender, and tender,
and if i see a big booty ill put it in the blender,
don't want a rear fender,
i get it into my honda,
what the hell is an anaconda,
all i know is i like jane fondas,
better then your londas,
baby got jack,
white honkys a real small booty,
white honkys a real small booty,
baby got jack,
white honkys a real small booty,
white honkys a real small booty.
when it comes to females,
cosmo knows everything!!
Posted at Friday, May 28, 2004 by guitarhottie
Sunday, May 09, 2004
Hello whats your name? Oobla.... Oobla stop it , it's toast... Hello toast!! LOL! Shan! Yeah... that is getting old!! lol
Ok... I get jord on my team.. no i getjord.... well i get julie... ahh! NO! I'm stuck with ard!! urrgh! lol Julie, Jord, Shan!!
Horse, Horse, Hoot, Hoot, Horse!!! LOL!! Shane, shan, jord!
Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam!! HAHHA!! That was hilarious! Shan!!
A + D = <3..... Jesus Christ!!! lol shan
Are you gonna be good? Stand up straight! You'll get a hunch back! I would have given you an excellent if you hadn't been having sexual intercourse with arden!! LOL!! Tay, Dill, Dall !!
The laughing in my basement!! HAHAHHAH! Shana!!
The ants after school! Everyone who walks home... that was so mean heed and shayne!!! UURGH!! And it was dirt!! GOD!!!
PAdded fingers!! LOL! Becca
Troy! You are obsessed! Orlando Bloom!! lol Anna!
Dumb sh!t... Anna!!
AHHH!! OMG!! THE POSTER!! I LOVE YOU!! .... Look mom! OMG!!! WOW!! Like mother... like daughter!! LOL Shan jord!!
Break... break...break... breakin em off... thats all! HAHA!! Lmao ali!
EW what the hell is that an octopus??? EW!! AHH!! Lol shan
The helium at the dance! lol! haha matt, mark, shan, ali
I choose you.... and only you!! lmao Eliana
The melons are still growing in the garden!! ... ahh thats so old! haha shane
Farm animal jokes!!! lol hannah
The blair witch pictures!! haha ... shan jord
my blog talking on blogdrive!! lol shan
Amelia's jokes.... *Look at eachother* .... haha julie
omg arden... your dad saw us!! omg! matt! AHH! I gotta get outa here! haha mat in the girls bathroom! lmao shan, matt, ali
Queer! lol shan
so which do you prefer? boxers, tidy widies or commando!?! haha matt, lukasz, shan, mark,ali
Barbies!! lol shan, jord!
Ok.. lets read a story!.... I'll read this one next time you come over! haha jord, shan
Look! Cleavage!! lol jordy!
What are you girls doing down here? O...we need a pad for our friend... uhh... hahah! lanna, anna maria!
Sit down circle! lol Lanna!
What? You have a brother? How do you spell my last name? Neggie.... Neggy... Its NAGY!! lol! Hannah!
YAY!! We're gonna be sisters in law!! Yah!! Ali!!
Bongo Jeans!! haha becca
send me the god damn pics shana!!!! lmao shan!
well they have a swimming pool so it must be osoma..OOPS!!!! lmao! shan and jord!
OOOSSSOOMMA BENLODEN! ahaha jord and shan!!
URRGH! You dumb shit! Move out of the way!! haha Anna Maria!
Jordan... YOu slutty whore! Geez letting shayne do that! lol jordy
We want to learn about Japan!!! And the war scenes!! LMAO! Anna MAria
Oh! The best dream! I kissed him... and he found my cat!.. so jealous!! hahah ALi!
Yanni Screw her... what?! lmao Taylor
It's like.. BEER!! lol shan jord julie
The 20$ bill at Yanni's!ahh!! It's pointy!!! haha! Anna Maria
Hey? Remember when he got the tack stuck in his foot? YEah.. member when he got the tack?? LMAO!!! Jordy, shan!
Geez! Now someone's gonna slip on the milk! Now someone's gonna cut their foot on the glass! lmao julie, shan , jord
The Ugly girl in the green shirt!! lol Ali, Dillon!
What? You've never made out with a girL? Ok ... here! lol hannah!
Well bring someone for me... not taylor... o i was just gonna say taylor!! haha Jordy
God Bless us! God bless us EVERYONE! Live long and prosper!! HAHAHHAHA! Shan!
Animal Mutilations... uhh... ok... haha shan!
Hey! Watsup?? Ummmm./.... nothing??? hahah Erin and ali on teh phone!
The peter pan movie! ahhh... no stop it there! No! Jordy!! Stop it! No... I have to stop it a millisecond after! OMG! it stopped on their feet! LOL!! Jordy shan
Scary Movie 3.... Hannah W! Geez! Ur so mean!!
Ping pong!! woo hoo! We are the best!! Hannah N
Posted at Sunday, May 09, 2004 by guitarhottie
Wednesday, May 05, 2004
WOOOHOOOO!!!!!! FLAMES KICKED THE RED WINGS ASS !!!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Posted at Wednesday, May 05, 2004 by guitarhottie
Wednesday, April 28, 2004
Well... how did you guys like the dance?? I didn't think it was that great... there was only three slow songs! geez! what's with that?! I never got to dance with dillon... haha! But i liked all the videos!
Comment and tell me how you thought it was!
Posted at Wednesday, April 28, 2004 by guitarhottie
Monday, April 19, 2004
pic!! (hope this one works!! lol!)
Posted at Monday, April 19, 2004 by guitarhottie
Friday, April 16, 2004
Wooo! Go Flames Go!!!
Posted at Friday, April 16, 2004 by guitarhottie
Tuesday, April 13, 2004
Lyrics to in the dome!!!! (this is 4 you jord!!lol!)
If any of you listen to Vibe, then you should have heard the flames song, In Tha Dome. I was trying to get the lyrics for like an hour... (Jordan...!) So here they are!...
In Tha Dome
YOU CAN FIND ME IN THE DOME
CHILLIN' WITH JEROME
GOT MY EYE ON THE CUP BABY WE GONN' BRING IT HOME
C'S FLAMIN' ON MY CHEST SO YOU KNOW THAT IT'S ON
WHAT I TELL YOU 'BOUT THE WEST KID
THE CUP IS COMIN' HOME....
A YO SOMEBODY TELL ME....WHERE THE RED SEA AT?
WHERE THEM DIE HARD FLAMES FAN HEADS BE AT?
OR BETTER YET....WHERE'S STANELY AT?
WERE COMIN' FOR YOUR CUP MAN.....CALGARY'S BACK
UH OHHHH....DOWN TO THE WIRE MAN
LOOK AROUND NOW C'S ON FIRE MAN
THIS YEAR WERE NOT SWEEPIN' 'EM....WERE BLOWIN' 'EM OUT
GIVE 'EM 4 QUICK L'S THEN WE THROWIN' 'EM OUT
SO HOW YA'LL WANT IT? EVEN STRENGTH, SHORT HAND OR POWERPLAY?
BACK HAND, WRIST SHOT, FROM THE POINT.....ANYWAY
AROUND THE NET, BEHIND THE BACK, ANYLINE, WE ON ATTACK...
ONE TIME, BREAK-AWAY, 5 HOLE, IT'S LIKE THAT
AND AS FOR KIPPER BABY....HE'S ANYTHING BUT SOFT
BREAK, BREAK, BREAK, BREAKIN' EM OFF...
STOP YA COLD....GOT 'EM PUCK PATROL
THE MASKED PUCK THIEF STRAIGHT STOLE YOUR GOAL
ALL YA'LL REALLY NEED TO KNOW IS THAT OUR TEAM IS DEEP
NOT AS DEEP AS WE GONNA BURY TEAMS THIS WEEK
SO MAKE A CHOICE....WHO YOU WANT SIMON OR OLIWA?
EITHER WAY YOU CATCH A BEATIN' THAT'S THE WAY THAT WE BRAWL
YOUR OFFENCE IS LIKE NO-FENCE....TOO EASY FOR ME
YOUR DEFENCE IS LIKE EFENCE....WHERE'S THE D???
ANYBODY SEEN THE D??
THEY DIDN'T BRING NO D???
(2nd VERSE) MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL
WHO'S THE ILLEST TEAM IN THE PLAYOFFS YA'LL??
NO QUESTION....GOTTA BE THE CALGARY FLAMES
OH WHAT....YOU DIDN'T KNOW, LET'S RUN DOWN THE NAMES
AND THAT'S JUST A FEW HOT NAMES I'M GIVIN' YA!!
2 SHUTOUT'S BACK TO BACK
AND AN OVERTIME THRILLER HOW SLICK IS THAT
REDWINGS IN 6....HOW SICK IS THAT
GELINAS AGAIN!!!....WHO'S STICK IS THAT??
SOMTHIN' STINKS IN THE DOME....I CAN SMELL IT IN THE AIR
IT'S A WHOLE LOT A TEAMS DREAMS BURIED UNDER THERE
AND I'M STILL SEEING C'S EVERYWHERE
SO WHO'S UP NEXT?...WE DON'T CARE
SO I WANNA SEE YOUR JERSEY'S, HAT'S, SHIRT'S, BAGS
C'S PAINTED ON YA FACE, CAPS, FLAGS
EVERY SINGLE CAR IN THE CITY GOT A FLAG
PLUS GETTI GOT A RIGHT TO BRAG....I'M IN THE DOME!!!!
Posted at Tuesday, April 13, 2004 by guitarhottie
Saturday, March 27, 2004
WELL YOUR SO UgLy.. that you look... like... you.... getting quieter... LMAO!! Jordy!
Whats a crotch? oo,, hi neil! lmao jord shan neil (and jords mom)
I AM SO BIGGER THAN YOU ALISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So.. what do you do for a living? well i give to the homeless shelter.. i sell used corvettes!! lol shan
EW!! Skinny minny and fat bastard are making out! EW!!! Lmao ali
Hannahs a bich! Martyna
Ok.. this is a long movie.. when is it gonna end... omg its long! lmao ali
So logan.. do you want a wagon wheel??? I WANT A WAGON WEEL!! lmao shane, teague
The crosswalk wouldn't let us cross!! lmao shan jord
National sex day (and food day!) lol everyone
Dopey!! lol jord and her family
What the hell is this show?? Its in black and white? what the hell? Its a soap opera!! lol shan
I don't think we should go out anymore.. we dont TALK!!!!!! lol Ali
I'm not a slut!! lol jord
*Awkward silence* haha ali
WE have the same jeans! Bump... ahh! Lol Becca
We're like this!! andy!
It goes from not... to hott! YOu look like katie!! AHH! lmao shan christian
~*~Sugar~*~ eliana ali
When i think about you i touch myself! dadada!! shan!
#1 Lez!! ali
I hope!!!!!! lmao KAyla
Josh! Go ask.......... ahh!! lol jordy
We don't have hairy backs!! lmao andy shan jord
I.. gotta go... do ... my laundry.... lmao ali
Idiotic freak!! lmao shan
God!!! (the whole convo about it!! lmao) shan jord
Your my model tom!!! lmao ali, tom
Horse, horse, hoot, hoot, horse! shane shan jord
Tape sniffer! lol alison shan jord
Thats a sexy car... my grama has that car!! lol ali shane
Pen ink mother pow!! lol shan jordy
When you go to bed, your tired. When you wake up, your not. ITS A MIRACLE!! lmao shan jord
Posted at Saturday, March 27, 2004 by guitarhottie
Saturday, March 13, 2004
I felt bad that i didn't put my other friends on there and say stuff bout them so here goes!
Yanni- You are totally my best guy frind. YOu are always there for me, and i don't know what i would be able to do without you, you always make me in a good mood (unless your annoying me...lol) You are one funny kid! Love you tons!!!
Taylor B- Wow. I have so much fun with you! i love talking with you! YOu always find a way to cheer me up when I'm sad and you are sooo hilarious!!
Dillon - You are one of my closest guy friends, and i know that i can count on you for anything. You can keep a secret and you are so nice to me and to eveyrone else. And you are soo hott! Seriousley!! lol. And I'm sorry that we never got to dance!! lol. We will sometime... ! I don't know what I would do without you! You are so sweet! Love you! *muah!*
Dallin- girl magnet!! lol. Face it. you are a girl magnet! lol. You are so funny! You do the stupidest things, but you make them hilarious. Sept you get hurt too much! lol. You always make me laugh and have a good time. I don't know what im gonna do in high school... youd better not leave!!
Taylor M- Babe, we HAVE to have our Pirates of the caribbean sleepover! How long has it been now? lmao. Well do it sometime! You are so gorgeous! I hate you for taht!!! lol. Your such a good friend and i know i can count on you for anything. WHether i tell you who i like or some other secret, i know i can trust you with anythign! (Yanni Screw her!! HHAHA!) Love you!
Becca- Wow. We've known eachother for a LONG time! I still can't beilve that! lol. ahh good times. YOu are so sweet and nice to me! WE have such fun times together! love you!
Tom B- Well.. you are my model!!! ME and ali have decided that ur gonna be a teddy bear model!! lmao. ahh.. ur a funny kid!!!
Shane B- haha. well. What can i say bout you? Rather than you are sooo hilarious! When you took ur shirt off and the teachers came! haha . funny stuff! I still can't believe you dont trust me, though.. geez! I trust you!! w/e. Love you lots!!
Teague- #1 on teh funny list! what would we do in art if you weren't there? You always make everyone laugh! Specially when you do the frog jump! haha. There is no word to describe how funny you are!
Logan- you have abs! lmao. Don't worry, we're not using you! And no.. you cannot eat those kinds of wagon weels! haha. (you no what im talking about!) You are one funny kid! (even when you ask for food!) haha.
Kayla- I hope so.. hahah! And he said yes.. so thats good! YOure so nice! And so pretty! I can talk to you bout lots of stuff too, and i can trust you with it! lvoe you!
Cody- thank you! you agree with me on teh god thing! YAY!! lmao. We've known eachother for so long, and you havent changed a bit! You are still funny and i still feel like i can trust you, for all these years! Go baby bear! (lmao)
Jason- calm down a bit! ur gonna end up killing eric one of these days! haha. thats all i ahve to say! hehe
Martyna- Hannahs a bitch! haha, Man whore, man bitch.. lol. good times! So when do you know when to french a guy? we still havent figured taht one out! god! your soo gorgeous!
Tim- Well... Ali didnt cry for your informatioN! haha. w/e, you are soo hilarious! you always make me laugh!
Jayden- your dog is like 10 times bigger than yoU! lmao. You are so fun to talk to!
Aaron- AHH! srry! lmao. So... uhh.. now i dont no what to put.. sept... who do you like now? haha no just kiddign!
Andy- sooo... how come you never told me that before? We could have had something!! lmao. YOu are soo hilarious, you always make me laugh! What would ido without you? hehe love you!
srry if i 4got anyone! Coment if i did! Love you all!
Posted at Saturday, March 13, 2004 by guitarhottie